This song was written by jewel and steve poltz--jewel wrote the   Lyrics, but the music (melody) was written by steve for a song with   Different lyrics that appears on morning wood. this was jewel's   Response to that song, told from the female's point of view.      Do you remember when we were younger,   All those crazy things that we used to do?    You'd play my hips like drumsets   And sing all your favorite stevie wonder tunes   When I was with ya.      Do you remember we did everything together?    I'd share my otter pops with you.   And we would sing in all the slimy slimy barrooms   We'd watch for your cousin ed on the evening news   When I was with ya      I'd warm your tootsies up, they're always so cold   And I'd fix you supper from leftovers two weeks old   And I'd read you the classified ads in bed   And you would point out all the miserable lives   That I could have had instead of being with you      Could've been whoopi goldberg's breasts      Do you remember when you wrote all those letters?    Though I admit they were kind of sick   But still I knew I was your honey sugar dumpling   And just like a good line you'd alweys be there to lick   When I was with ya      Do you remember when you took all those classes?    All those crazy gadgets you would fix   I hated how cluttered our apartment was   I hated our landlord harry, he was such a dick   When I was with ya      I'd warm your tootsies up, they're always so cold   And I'd fix you supper from leftovers two weeks old   And I'd read you the classified ads in bed   And you would point out all the miserable lives   That I could have had instead of being with you      Could've been richard nixon's last pair of clean underwear ? ? ? ? ?       Do you remember when we went to mexico   And stayed in that cute little place   We were honin' our fine love-makin' skills   And you tattoed "i love you" on your face   When I was with ya      I still remember the last time that I saw you   You left me with a hotdog in my hand   Was it cause I didn't want a pickle or was it a pretty senorita   Oh well, there was always stuff that I didn't understand   When I was with ya      I'd warm your tootsies up, they're always so cold   And I'd fix you supper from leftovers two weeks old   And I'd read you the classified ads in bed   And you would point out all the miserable lives   That I could have had instead of being with you being with you      Being with you      Transcribed by tom proven.