(Joan Jett/Kenny Laguna)      Randy, Randy, I love you   Oh I love you at the same time I hate you   Oh I need you and what can I do when you hurt me   Ya come around, I can take it   When you're here, don't have to fake it   I'm in your spell, I'm stark naked      Cum as fast as you can   I need my handyman   Randy, Randy you're too hard   Late at night, I kill the light but I'm still awake      Now I'm afraid, I been waitin'   I'm sick and tired of masterbatin'   So confused, with love an' hate and I say      Cum as fast as you can   I need my handyman   Randy, Randy you're too hard   Late at night, I kill the light but I'm still awake      Randy, Randy I'm achin'   I can't have you all of the time and I'm breakin'   Oh I need you and what can I do when you hurt me      Cum around I can take it   I turn you on, you start shakin'   I'm in your spell, I'm stark naked      Cum as fast as you can   I need my handyman   Randy, Randy you're too hard   Late at night, I kill the light but I'm still awake