I don't wanna, do we have to?   I don't wanna, do we have to?      Don't wanna go down and drink in the woods   We could get some mad dog and hang out in my garage   I got a ping pong table      I don't wanna, do we have to?   I don't wanna, do we have to?      Don't wanna drink in the woods, it sucks   Sit with 20 dudes in a pickup truck and we're gone   I got my thermals on      Gatorade bottles filled with warm Smirnoff   Got too close to the fire burn my eyebrows off   I puked by the tree, I pee in the grass   And you get poison ivy all over your ass, your in the woods      Don't wanna drink in the woods tonight   The last time I did I got into a fight with some guy   Who graduated 3 years ago      Paid 5 bucks for a plastic cup   Foam is spillin' out and it won't fill up   So I pumped that tap, with my best friend   And he flipped me over for a keg stand   (Keg stand)   I'm drinkin' in the woods      I'm drunk   Tree trunk   I'm drunk   Tree trunk