If Jesus drove a motor home, I wonder would he drive pedal to the metal, or real slow? Checking out the stereo. Cassette   playing Bob Dylan, motivation tapes. Tricked up Winnebago, with the tie-dye drapes. If Jesus drove a motor home... If Jesus   drove a motor home, and he come to your town, would you try to talk to him? Would you follow him around? Honking horns at   the drive thru. Double-parking at the mall. Midnight at the Waffle House - Jesus eating eggs with ya'll. If Jesus drove a   motor home... Buddha on a motorcycle, Mohammed in a train. Here come Jesus in the passing lane... but everybody smile, 'cause   everybody's grooving. Ain't nothing like the feeling of moving with a bona fide motorized savior. Now if we all drove   motor homes, well maybe in the end, with no country to die for, we could just be friends. One world as our highway. Ain't   no yours or my way. We'd be cool wherever we roam - if Jesus drove a motor home.