Monday morning comes too early   Work my back to the bone   All day   Monday I keep thinking "weekend's coming, gonna go home"   Tuesday I hate, oh tuesday   Ain't no girls on the streets   Tuesday it ain't good for nothing   Drinking beer and watching tv   Friday, friday evening   Come on friday, it's been too long   Friday, friday evening   Come on friday, I wanna go home   Wednesday's hump day, hump day's wednesday   Over the hump, the week's half-gone   If I had my pay on wednesday I'd hang out, the hump day's gone   Thursday, you know I feel better   I can see the end in sight   Think I'll write myself a letter   Help myself through the night