Well, you shouldn't doctor yourself   Well, I pictured somebody else   Someone who looks like   What I look like      Would you say that the one of your dreams   Got in you and ripped out the seams?   That's what I'd say   That's what I'd say      He was a sucker for your double dose   Motherfucker turned white as a ghost   Don't you say, 'Hi'   Don't you say, 'Hi'      With your broken sink for a face   In a head that just takes up space   He's not half right   He's not half right      It's already half past   And it won't last      I was sticking up for my friend   When there's nothing much to defend   It's a lost fight   It's a lost fight      'Cause when I talk to you on the phone   Well, it's just like being alone   It's not half right   It's not half right