a simple formula   music and love   screw yourself   forgetting all of the above   if we can't join the fools   maybe we'll beat them   if you're not playing ball   then you can eat them   an easy lay   yeah there's no such luck   with such a little brain   how can i talk so much   she said get it straight   or get it gone   you're not the only one   who can make me cum      tell your mom to stop calling me   don't lift your leg on my family tree   auf weidersehen (ah, my) mon amie   just tell your mom to stop calling me   trash      we're pilng up in the corner   can't clean the mess in me   i tried to warn her   but you can't blame the kids   for what they're born into   still it just maks me sick   to take a whiff of you   another stupid game   we'll just make up the rules   as we go along   makes us so dull we drool   and it's a bitter taste   but you'll get used to it   just try it on for size   that stinky shoe that fits      and tell your mom to stop calling me   and get your axe out of the stump of my family tree   if this is real then i don't think i want to be   just tell your mom to stop calling me   trash      but they sure don't make 'em like they used to   swimmin' in cesspools ready for the bargain bin   i may not wanna but i guess i'll have to choose   to stay alive of jump right in   so i guess i'll have to jump right in   i'm gonna jump right in   come on and jump right in      and tell your mom to stop calling me   trash   tell your mom takes one to know one   trash   tell your mom to stop stealing my   stash   tell your mom to stop sending me   cash   tell your mom i'm on the radio   trash