Might as well admit it, you don't really love me   You've been acting funny for so long   It hurts to think that you think you're above me   But it hurts more to admit that I've been wrong      Need a bottle and a table, I can find those   Maybe they will help speed up time's crazy crawl   Might as well go around and join the winos   Ain't it funny how pride goes before a fall?      Yes, pride goes before a fall, I've got a feeling   That I'm gonna sink much lower than them all   When we first met I went way above the ceiling   Ain't it funny how pride goes before a fall?      Pour the wine, dim the lights and play the jukebox   Dance with every Sue and Betty that's around   Take her out and try your luck that's what's expected   What's the difference? It can't bring your honor down      You are now a full fledged member of the rat race   Forget everything that's decent have a ball   What's the difference if you die in this or that place?   Ain't it funny how pride goes before a fall?      (What's the difference if you die in this or that place?)   Ain't it funny how pride goes before a fall?