Written by: Burt Bacharach and David Hal / Barbra Streisand      One less bell to answer   One less egg to fry   One less man to pick up after   I should be happy   But all I do is cry   (Cry, cry, no more laughter)   I should be happy   (Oh, why did he go)   I only know that since he left   My life's so empty   Though I try to forget   It just can't be done   Each time the doorbell rings   I still run   I don't know how in the world   To stop thinking of him   Cause I still love him so   I spend each day the way I start out   Crying my heart out   (One less bell to answer)   I should be happy   (One less egg to fry)   One less man to pick up after   No more laughter, no more love   Since he went away   (One less bell to answer)   (One less egg to fry)   One less man to pick up after   No more laughter, no more love   Since he went away   He went away...