It's Saturday night   You check the TV guide   And pray the black and white   Can keep you satisfied      She had yellow hair   She had high-heel shoes   She red the whole affair   And left you black and blue      In 1956   She was just a kiss   In 1985   How could she come to this      He had yellow hair   He like high-heel shoes   Lipstick was everywhere   And he left her black and blue      So it's Saturday night   You check the TV guide   And pray you'll be all right   Because it's your turn this time      See she had yellow hair   She had high-heel shoes   Lipstick was everywhere   And you left her black and blue      What's it to you   It's black and blue