Hey batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing   I've got to just do my thing   Hey batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing   Yeah      I'll show you that it's one and the same   Baseball, dancing, same game   It's easy, step up to the plate, start swingin'   I wanna play ball now and that's all, this is what I do   It ain't no dance that you can show me, yeah      You'll never know if you never try   There's just one little thing that stops me every time, yeah      Come on, I don't dance   I know you can, not a chance, no   If I could do this well, you could do that   But I don't dance, hit it out of the park      I don't dance, I say you can   There's not a chance   Slide home, you score   Swingin' on the dance floor, I don't dance, no      Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing   I've got to just do my thing   Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing   Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah      Two steppin', now you're up to bat   Bases loaded, do your dance   It's easy   Take your best shot, just hit it      I've got what it takes, playin' my game   So you better spin that pitch   You're gonna throw me, yeah   I'll show you how I swing      You'll never know if you never try   There's just one little thing that stops me every time, yeah      Come on, I don't dance   I know you can, not a chance, no, no   If I could do this well, you could do that   But I don't dance, hit it out of the park      I don't dance, I say you can   There's not a chance, oh no   Slide home, you score   Swingin' on the dance floor, I don't dance, no      Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance   Swing it out, spin around, do the dance   I wanna play ball, not dance hall   I'm makin' a triple, not a curtain call      I can prove it to you till you know it's true   'Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too   You're talkin' a lot, show me what you got   Stop, swing      Hey, come on, swing it like this   Oh, swing, jitterbug, just like that   That's what I mean, that's how you swing   You make a good pitch but I don't believe   I say you can, I know I can't, I don't dance      You can do it, I don't dance, no   Nothin' to it, atta boy, atta boy, yeah   Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter what?   One, two, three, four, everybody swing      Come on, I don't dance   I know you can, not a chance, no, no   If I could do this well, you could do that   But I don't dance, hit it out of the park      I don't dance, I say you can   There's not a chance, oh   Slide home, you score   Swingin' on the dance floor, I don't dance, no