Karen blows the smoke across   The table to the seat I'm in   And blood is passed around in glasses   "Vintage year", she says again   She says again      As I sit here choking on my food   Like words we've swallowed deep inside   Well, there's a polka dotted dog   Who keeps barking as the cars go by   Barkin' as the cars go by      And it's that stupid dog's tail   That I see us chase   But she can't see it on my face      'Cause I'm home in this electric chair   'Cause I'm home in this electric chair   'Cause I'm home in this electric chair   Well, I'm home      So we watch the clock tic quietly   As it syncs itself to our heartbeats   And then Karen stands up with her glass   And another toast to everyone she cares about   Everyone she cares about      And I'm really turned off   By the fact she cares   But she doesn't understand      That I'm home in this electric chair   That I'm home in this electric chair   That I'm home in this electric chair   That I'm home      So we sit down as I kiss her goodnight   And she straps my buckles all down tight   Upon my cheek she lays a kiss   Then she plugs me in and throws the switch      In my electric chair   In my electric chair   'Cause in my electric chair I'm home   Yeah, I'm home, yeah, well, I'm home   Yeah, well, I'm home   Yeah