LIL TWIST VERSE 1   its the microphone killa   microphone wrecka   call me mr. twist himself   the young chubby checker   like young money young'n   when no playn the boy   but i yet   and i am your favorite kids choice award   nick at night another year   and my girls know miley cyrus   but the money keep flowin   like the jonas on the island   jonas brothas im so illy   like look VIC im so so silly   like im sittin in the lab with Jae Millz you gotta feel me   WAIT   young mula baby   yeah we so crazy   and i am so amazing   and ya'll are so lazy   call me jeezy baby   and please dont try to play me   yeah   you gonna need more than god to come save me   WAIT   thats my savior   church, now im missin ya   eyes burnin everyday, im sayin like im mase'n ya   then i hit tha harlem shake   they like look lil twist you mazin now**   then i hit the back space   now lil twist erasin ya   nah im just show casin ya   if a test im a'sin ya   if u the young and im the cap   i cant belive no chasin ya   and wit these jew els boy i cant feel my face   and i open up your top   now the now the kid wastin ya   intelligence the lil that u had   im the big bad wolfs dad   homie no comparin me to no one   especially u im in the league next to u   oh i bumpd u   u boo times 2   and im ooo who weee   awsome   greatness   thats i   u can see me wit no eyes   flyer than a birds sight   no lie   why should i   im fly high   like jim jones song   we ballin   when i was born to skip college   straight running this game   no shame   you lame and rap should be my middle name   lil twist and young game   no roka fella ella   this rap game aint easy   oh wait it is easy when your big brothers WEEZY   GO!   LIL WAYNE VERSE 2   Brand New money, br-brand new bostin'   and ya act brand new and get a brand new coffin   lil bro i got ya hold ya weight and imma spot ya   all ya need is the combination to the locka   im the hip-hop rocka   im the hip-hop docta   im in tip-top shape and my flip flops gucci   drinkin sacky, eating sushi with a bunch of bad groupies   I swear im a walking movie, u aint even gotta cue me.   and baby im the **** you aint even gotta do me   cuz aint no one gon do me better than imma do me   so so imma do me   my WATCH SAY TIME TO DO ME.   u dont kick it like i kick it, bitch i kick it im kinda bruce lee.   im the shooter behind the shooting im the looter behind the looting   and i got so much swagger i swear swagger tryin to sue me.   yo girlfriend trying to new me   i mean she trying n to get to kno me   she say that she will do all kinds of crazy **** to kno me.   Ok Lil Twist im Kobe but im shooting like Ginobli   no one after, nor before me i go to earth when mars is boring.   what am i worth? u cant afford me.   but ya baby moms adore me   she wanna read my tattoos like a mothafukin story.   thats another fukin story   well we get to that later   u dont kno what ur in for , and call me mr.data   or u can call me its the greatest or for short just the greatest.   i swear i walk right on the lot and bought the longest mercedes   its WEEZY baby hoe   turn up ya radio   im in the penthouse ****ing on the patio   she call me daddy yo   she dont wear panty hoes   and when im done watch out i do magic, make her vanish yo   but she was spanish though, and i like them spanish hoes   yeah two of them and one of me's a weezy sandwich hoe   but i be like damn them hoes, i am an animal   i am the chief of the tribe like a seminol   crazy like ann nicole   but im expanding tho   man i swear i dont need security   i need fan patrol   and i am Young Mula   and so is twisty baby   and u ever forget that   and dont forget the baby   GONE