I got myself in trouble again   Yes I really think I've done it this time   I got drunk with a few of my friends   And I put my hair on the line   I don't know what happened to me   Or how it ever turned out this way   I feel like I'm a skinhead now   When I was a hippie just the other day   Face down in the water   Feet down on the floor   Tilt your head back and relax your neck   'Cause I've never done this before         If you're really gonna cut my hair   Would you please, please take your time   And if I don't like what you've done to me   Could I have a turn of mine   You're the one in control now   And I hope you know what to do   But if you @*&$ it up   Then you're gonna get a haircut too         I got myself in trouble again   And I think it's gonna be a long while   Before I ever show my face to friends   Without them crackin' a smile   I never thought I could look this way   And it only took a minute or two   I feel like I'm a skinhead now   When I used to look a lot like you   Face down in the water   Feet down on the floor   Tilt your head back and relax your neck   'Cause I've never done this before