I'm a collector of masterpieces   Totally into original things   And I've got priceless art hangin' on my walls   And I love the noise that creative brings      Ain't got a vault or security   It's not a velvet rope kind of gallery   It's just      Sunshine smilin' on plain white paper   Cardboard cutouts with angel wings   Rainbow drawings by tiny fingers   And a big ol' castle out of Popsicle sticks      But my favorite piece, ain't got a frame   It's on the 'refrigerator door with the misspelled name   With a cat and the dog and Janie and her sister   There I am in the middle of the real big picture      Used to be the paper, now it's paper dolls   I'm dodgin' Crayolas on the kitchen floor   And sometimes I rush to work for peace and quiet   But I miss it all once, I'm out the door   And when the world gets crazy and cold   Lucky me, I get to come home to that      Sunshine smilin' on plain white paper   Cardboard cutouts with angel wings   Rainbow drawings by tiny fingers   And a big ol' castle out of Popsicle sticks      But my favorite piece, ain't got a frame   It's on the 'refrigerator door with the misspelled name   With a cat and the dog and Janie and her sister   There I am in the middle of the real big picture      Yeah, you know my favorite piece, ain't got a frame   It's on the 'refrigerator door with the misspelled name   With a cat and the dog and Janie and her sister   There I am in the middle of the real big picture   The real big picture      There I am in the middle of the real big picture, yeah   The sunshine is smilin', the real big picture