She calls me up   Says she's comin' over   So I run home, ooh ooh   Just to wait around      Sh-sh-sh she calls me names   Then we play some mind games   And I don't know, ooh ooh   But I think I like it      Now she's the only one   Who blocks my number   And she's the only one I call      Yeah, oh yeah   What's wrong with me?   Yeah, oh yeah   And why can't I see?   Yeah, oh yeah   I'm so addicted to you   And you're such a dick to me      She flies me out   Got a big surprise planned   In Chicago, ooh ooh   That's my kinda town      She says she's been a ho   Had to let me know   On the Jerry Springer Show      Yeah, oh yeah   What's wrong with me?   Yeah, oh yeah   And why can't I see?   Yeah, oh yeah   I'm so addicted to you   And you're such a dick to me      I wrap myself around her little finger   And she gives me the middle one      Yeah, oh yeah   What's wrong with me?   Yeah, oh yeah   And why can't I see?   Yeah, oh yeah   I'm so addicted to you   And you're such a dick to me      She calls and I come runnin' back   I call, she never calls me back   What's wrong with me?   I'm so addicted to you   And you're such a dick to me