My friend's got a bruise on his leg   A bruise on his leg every time you speak   My friend's got a bruise on his leg   Where I press my knee every time you speak      Actually, bottom line   You tell the truth sometimes   Sometimes you tell the truth   Like you're pulling taffy      My friend's got a bruise on his arm   A bruise on his arm every time you speak   My friend's got a bruise on his arm   Where I shove my elbow every time you speak      Actually, bottom line   You tell the truth sometimes   And sometimes you tell the truth   Like you're pulling taffy      My friend's got a bruise on his ribs   Where I poke my finger every time you speak   My friend's got a bruise on his ribs   His rib cage is now numb every time you speak      Actually, bottom line   You tell the truth sometimes   And sometimes you tell the truth   Like you're pulling taffy