I was about to lose my girlfriend   Had to make a clever move   Entered into a meditation   Inhaled all the incense fumes      But when I got all stoned and kinky   Chanting mantras about love   They made me sign away my property   Now itÍs owned by heaven above      Guru Guru   Don't you tell all you're god's anchor   Guru Guru   You'd sink the boat, you're such a wanker       He wants to come inside your temple   Spill his seeds of ecstasy   He wants to penetrate your aura   The horny man of mystery      He's gonna pluck your lotus flower   Be at one with your cosmic love   And make you dance the kamasutra   Using his super yogi stuff      Guru Guru   Don't you tell all you're god's anchor   Guru Guru   You'd sink the boat, you're such a wanker