Hum ha hum hum, hum ha hum ha hum ha hum ha (etc)   Oh pick up the phone, pick up the phone   I'm waiting, argh, hello, pick up the phone   I ring and ring but can't get through   What's a girl supposed to do   My telephone boy   I dial and dial but get that tone   I wish that he'd get off the phone   My telephone boy      (*)      So I call the operator - he says to try him later   My telephone boy   I think that it's such an outrage   That he is always engaged   My telephone boy      (chorus)      Telephone boy, telephone boy, telephone boy   He's my telephone boy   La la la la la la (repeat x4)   So I try your mobile phone   The message says try you at home   My telephone boy   And when I finally get through   I get a machine instead of you   My telephone boy      (repeat *)      He tells me to call but it's always engaged   I've tried and I've tried and I still can't get through   Oh get off the phone   I'm waiting   Get off the phone, get off the phone      (repeat chorus to fade)