Your friend's a genius   She even made up   The spare room bed for us.   But I can't stay here indefinitely   I've definitely got somewhere else   I'd rather be.   And that's the thing I haven't told you yet...      Here it comes, here it comes   here comes the serious bit   here comes the serious bit      Your friends say we have fun   And film stars they have fun   I'd like to just for once   But the Marquis de Sade had it hard   And even Cleopatra found it unnatural sometimes   And that's the thing I haven't told you yet...         Here it comes, here it comes   here comes the serious bit   here comes the serious bit      I could be a shoulder to cry on   Or I could be a body to lie on   But don't ask me for more than that