I'm sorry honey that you walked in and caught her in my lap   But it's not what you're thinking so think before you slap   I suppose you're weighin' that little blonde that walked here in this bar   Ah don't tell me you're sory cause I know how sorry you are   I'm sorry that you think I'm drunk I ain't had a drink today   Would you believe I held her just to see how much she'd weight   That cheatin' look that's on your face is lit up like a star   So don't tell me you're sorry cause I know how sorry you are   Don't tell me you're sorry but I'm as sorry as I can be   Well you'd better move fast and don't give me no sass cause you belong to me   Now honey we ain't done nothing wrong but I'm sorry it's gone this far   But don't tell me you're sorry cause I know how sorry you are   [ guitar ]   Don't tell me you're sorry...   Now wait a minute Loretta you know how sorry I am   Conway you better believe I know how sorry you are