You wined me and dined me   When I was your girl   Promised if I'd be your wife   You'd show me the world      But all I've seen of this old world   Is a bed and a doctor bill   I'm tearin' down your brooder house   'Cause now I've got the pill      All these years I've stayed at home   While you had all your fun   And every year thats gone by   Another baby's come      There's a gonna be some changes made   Right here on nursery hill   You've set this chicken your last time   'Cause now I've got the pill      This old maternity dress I've got   Is goin' in the garbage   The clothes I'm wearin' from now on   Won't take up so much yardage      Mini skirts, hot pants   And a few little fancy frills   Yeah, I'm makin' up for all those years   Since I've got the pill      I'm tired of all your crowin'   How you and your hens play   While holdin' a couple in my arms   Another's on the way      This chicken's done tore up her nest   And I'm ready to make a deal   And you can't afford to turn it down   'Cause you know I've got the pill      This incubator is overused   Because you've kept it filled   The feelin' good comes easy now   Since I've got the pill      It's gettin' dark, it's roostin' time   Tonight's too good to be real   Oh, but daddy don't you worry none   'Cause mama's got the pill   Oh, daddy don't you worry none   'Cause mama's got the pill