Well, I finally worked my way up the ladder   Got a whole lot of money but that don't matter   'Cause spring has sprung and we all know what that means      Yeah, bathing suit season's creepin' up like an assassin   Can't help but wonder how I'm gonna fit my   Ask me not what I'm gonna do   It appears to be goin' downhill   And that's hard on a bombshell      Yeah, it used to be fun layin' in the sun   In that little bikini of mine   But now my idea of letting it all hang out   Sure has changed with time   And that's hard on a bombshell      They say real beauty comes from within   But I'm stuck with no lovers and a whole lot of friends   Who say my personality is a perfect ten      I used to get up and just wash my face   But now it's 75 bucks for a dermabrasion   Oh, woe is me it's hard on a bombshell   It's hard on a bombshell      I used to look cool perched up on a stool   With all the boys flockin' around   But now I'm a sucker for a honk from a trucker   Lord, I've learned to love that sound   And that's hard on a bombshell      Hard on a bombshell   Ooh, it's hard on a bombshell