(To heck with ole Santa Claus)      Last year I hung my stockin's by the chimney   And ole Santa didn't bring me anything   Well I wrote a note and I told him what to bring me   But I didn't even hear his sleigh bells ring      So to heck with ole Santa Clause   When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls   I like to hear him any (ho ho ho) with a bunch of big snowballs   To heck with ole Santa Claus   [ guitar ]   This year I'll build a big fire by the fireplace   I'll be like a little pig I read about   If that big bad wolf in red comes down my chimney   He's a gonna scorch his whiskers there's no doubt      So to heck with ole Santa Clause...   Yeah to heck with ole Santa Claus