Gonna have my head examin' cause my mind's in bad shape   The way that you've been actin' I think that you've gone ape   The way I let you treat me it's enough to make me sick   I'm gonna have my head examin' and find out what makes me tick   If I had the brains of a dummy I'd be smart   Cause there ain't no feelin' in a poor dummy's heart   And when it comes to cheatin' honey you know every trick   I'm gonna have my head examin' and find out what makes me tick   [ guitar ]   Gonna have my head examin' cause I know my mind is broke   Tonight I saw you kiss her you said can't you take a joke   Now I won't be your monkey you'd better change in quick   I'm gonna have my head examin' and find out what makes me tick   If I had the brains...   I'm gonna have my head examin' and find out what makes me tick