I wish I was the warrior king   In every language that I speak   Lord over all that I survey   And all that I see I keep   Power omnipresent   Undiminished uncontrolled   With a message violent fury   At the center of my soul      I wish I was a warrior king   Inscrutable benign   With a faceless charging power   Always at my command   Footsteps so heavy that the world shakes   My rage instilling fear, ah, ha   Yet cautious firm but fair and good   The perfect warrior king      I wish I installed angles   In every subject's house   Agents of my goodness   No one would be without   A steak on every plate   A car for every house   And if you ever crossed me   I'd have your eyes put out      You don't exist without me   Without me you don't exist   And if logic won't convinced you   Then there's always this   I'm bigger, smarter, stronger, tough   Yet sensitive and kind   And though I could crush you like a bug   It will never cross my mind      It wouldn't cross my mind to your neck   Or rip out your vicious tongue   It wouldn't cross my mind to snap your leg like a twig   Or squash you like some slug   You are a violent messenger   And I'm not above your taunts   And if you hit me you know I'll kill you   Because I'm the warrior king