When I was six, I had my first lady   When I was eight, my first drink   When I was fourteen, I was speeding in the street   What could anybody say to me      You can call me mister, you can call me sir   But don't you point your finger at me      I want a mistrial to clear my name   I want a mistrial in front of the people   I want a mistrial to clear my name   I want to bring my case to the people of new york city      When I was thirty, my attitude was bad   If I said differently it'd be a lie   But there's some smarts you learn down in the street   That a college education can't buy      You can call me mister, or you can call me sir   But don't you point your finger at me, oh      I want a mistrial to clear my name   I want a mistrial in front of the people   I want a mistrial to clear my name   I want to bring my case to in front of the people at new york city      You can call me mister, or you can call me sir   But don't you point your finger at me, yeah      I want a mistrial to clear my name   I want a mistrial in front of the people, i, i   I want a mistrial to clear my name   I want to bring my case to the people at new york city      And I said "m-i-s-t-r-i-a-l", mistrial   In front of all the people   I said "m-i-s-t-r-i-a-l", mistrial   In front of the people of new york city      Mistrial   .... the people of new york city   I said mistrial   "m-i-s-t-r-i-a-l" ....