The first bite of the apple made eve smart   The second bite taught her how to break men's hearts   The third bite taught her how to strut her stuff   But she never got to the fourth bite   That says "enough is enough"      Enough is enough, baby, I've had enough of you   You can keep your dresses, you can keep your jewels   You can keep the color tv, those soaps just make me sick   All I'm asking you leave me is my little red joystick      My red joystick, my red joystick   All I'm asking you leave me is my little red joystick   My red joystick, my red joystick   All I'm asking you leave me is my little red joystick      Eve kissed able, that's how he got murdered by cain   Abraham gave up his son, to keep his wife away   And even the lord almighty   Speaking from the trenches to the pits   Spoke for all of mankind, when he said      Take the porsche, take the kids   Take the stocks, baby, take the rugs   Take those roses from my poor heart wilting   But, please, please, hey, please, leave me my red joystick      Leave me my red joystick, leave me my red joystick   Leave me my red joystick      Eve drank apple cider, eve brewed good apple wine   Eve cooked up stewed apples, knew how to have a good time   She came into the bedroom, raised her skirts up high   She said, "if a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, baby   Give me a piece before I die"      Hey, eve take a bite of my apple   I know you think you're pretty slick   The one thing I ask you to leave me is my red joystick      My red joystick, ooohhh, my red joystick   All I'm asking you leave me is my little red joystick   My red joystick, baby, my red joystick   All I'm asking you leave me is my little red joystick      My red joystick   Hey ..., my red joystick   Ooohhh, red joystick   Please, leave me my red joystick   ... red joystick   Please, leave me my red joystick   My red joystick   ...   (my red joystick, my red joystick)