I was up in the morning with the tv blarin'   Brush my teeth sittin' watchin' the news   All the beaches were closed the ocean was a red sea   But there was no one there to part in two   There was no fresh salad because there's hypos in the cabbage   Staten island disappeared at noon   And they say the midwest is in great distress   And nasa blew up the moon      The ozone layer has no ozone anymore   And you're gonna leave me for the guy next door   I'm sick of you   I'm sick of you      They arrested the mayor for an illegal favor   Sold the empire state to japan   And oliver north married william secord   And gave birth to a little teheran   And the ayatollah bought a nuclear warship   If he dies he wants to go out in style   And there's nothing to eat that don't carry the stink   Of some human waste dumped in the nile      We one thing is certainly true   No one here knows what to do   And I'm sick of you   I'm sick of you      The radio said there were 400 dead   In some small town in arkansas   Some whacked out trucker drove into a nuclear reactor   And killed everybody he saw   Now he's on morton downey and he's glowing and shining   Doctors say this is a medical advance   They say the bad makes the good and there's something to be learned   In every human experience      Well I know one thing that really is true   This here's a zoo and the keeper ain't you   And I'm sick of it   I'm sick of you      They ordained the trumps and then he got the mumps   And died being treated at mt. sinal   And my best friend bill died from a poison pill   Some wired doctor prescribed for stress   My arms and legs are shrunk the food all has lumps   They discovered some animal no one's ever seen   It was an inside trader eating a rubber tire   After running over rudy giuliani      They say the president's dead but no one can find his head   It's been missing now for weeks   But no one noticed it he had seemed so fit   And I'm sick of it      I'm sick of you   I'm so sick of you, bye, bye, bye      Bye, bye, bye