She calls on the phone   She says she doesn't want to be alone   She says it's making her neurotic   But please don't mistake it for being erotic      So alone, so all alone      She says let's go for a walk   We'll have a drink and maybe we will talk   And he thinks she has possibilities   If she could just put away her rosary      So alone, nobody wants to be alone      But I just didn't know   I swear to you, I just didn't know   I would never make you sad   If I had known I never would have   Said those things to you   You have to be crazy to say those things to you      Let's face it I made a mistake   Well you know, fools rush in where angels take a break   I can't be smart all of the time   And anyway I didn't know you were making time over him      To tell you the truth, I forget all about him      And you know, I don't think it's nice   Asking one man about another man's vice   I don't care if you pick my head   As long as we end up in bed      Alone, just the two of us alone      I just didn't know   I swear to god, I just didn't know   Can't you understand that it's frightening   When you hear women talking about castrating and hating men   Who wants to know about how you hate men      Well, you said now you wanted to dance   So now we're going to dance   You said that you weren't complete   But we're going to put you on your feet   You said that you were very vexed   You told me to forget about sex   You said you liked me for my mind   Well, I really love your behind      Oh, get up and boogie, oh baby, get up and dance   Oh, get, get, get, get up and boogie, baby, oh, get up and dance   Shake your booty, mama, oh, get up and dance      Your points very clear   You're not one to cry into your beer   Why don't we go to my place   Believe me, I'm very chaste      And I'm so alone, ao all alone      Sure all men are beasts   Hey, look, I'll sit here quietly and I'll stare at my feet   I don't blame you for taking umbrage   With animals staring at your cleavage      So alone, we're so all alone      Hey, do you mind if I turn out the light   Don't take offense, but why don't you spend the night   I know your passions run very deep   But at this point we both need sleep      So alone, and who wants to be alone