Duch of the Terrace, never grew up   I hope she never will   Broken down TV sits in the corner   Picture's standing still   Standing still      Duch of the Terrace, knows all her heritage   Says she's Henry's kid   Knows all the history in her family   Needs a man, God forbid   God forbid      And it sounds like an empty house   Standing still   And it's quieter than a mouse   Standing still      Duch of the Terrace, never grew up   I hope she never will   Says she's an heiress, sits in her terrace   Says she's got time to kill   Time to kill      And the Rodneys are queuing up   God forbid   And they all want to win the cup   God forbid      Duchess, Duchess   Duchess, Duchess   Duchess, Duchess      And the Rodneys are queuing up   God forbid   And the Rodneys are queuing up   God forbid   And the Rodneys are queuing up   God forbid