Never been to england, never been to france   Never really learned how to dance   I've never taken dope and I've never taken drugs   Ah, I've never danced on a bear-skin rug      Guess it's true, what all those people they say   I'm gonna have to loose my hometown ways   Guess it's true, guess I've led a sheltered life      Never went around with anything   I've had a hometown life, and I have never learned to swing   Not much of a life, I haven't seen much   I've been true to my wife and it's just been too much      Guess it's true, what all these people they say   I'm gonna have to lose my hometown ways   You know it's true, guess I've led a sheltered life      Guess it's true, what all those people they say   I'm gonna have to lose my hometown ways   Guess it's true, guess I've led a sheltered life