Starlight open wide   Starlight open up you door   This is new york calling   With movies on the street   Movies with real people   What you get is what you see   Starlight open wide   Andy's cecil b. demille      Come on l.a. give us a call   We've got superstars who talk   They'll do anything at all   Ingrid, viva, little joe   Baby jane, and eddie s.   But you better call us soon   Before we talk ourselves to death      Starlight open wide   Everybody is a star   Split screen 8 hour movies   We've got color, we've got sound   Won't you recognize us   We're everything you hate   Andy loves old hollywood movies   He'll scare you hypocrites to death      You know that shooting up's for real   That person who's screaming   That's the way he really feels   We're all improvising   Five movies in a week   If hollywood doesn't call us   We'll be sick      Starlight open wide   Do to movies what you did to art   Can you see beauty in ugliness   Or is it playing in the dirt   There are stars out on the new york streets   We want to capture them on film   But if no one wants to see 'em   We'll make another and another      Starlight let us in that magic room   We've all dreamt of hollywood   It can't happen too soon   Won't you give us a million dollars the rent is due   And will give you 2 movies and a painting   Starlight open wide