Duck and sally inside   They took her forty down five   Who's laying in the graveyard   She's licking up her pig pen   Oh, you shouldn't do that   Don't you know you'll stain the carpet   Oh man, don't you know you'll stain the carpet   Ain't that just like sister ray said   I'm searching for my mainline   Oh babe, I couldn't hit it sideways   Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, I couldn't hit it, hit it sideways   Then i, woh-oh, not that just like sister ray said      Now rosie's got a new piece   She cocks and shoots it bang between three and four   Oh, she aims it at the sailor   Shoots her down dead on the floor   You shouldn't do that   Now don't you know you'll stain the carpet   No baby, don't you know you'll stain the carpet   And by the way you got a dollar      I'm searching for my mainline   'cause, baby-baby, hit it, oh, sideways   Hey baby now, I couldn't hit it sideways   Now ....   Oh baby, it's like sister ray said   Give it to me, babe      Who is that knocking   Who's knocking on my chamber door   Could it be the police   They come and take me for a ride   I haven't got the time-time   She's, ah baby, sucking on my ding-dong   She's sucking on my ding-dong   Oh, just like sister ray said      But I'm searching for my mainline   I couldn't hit it, oh, side, oh, sideways   I said I couldn't, I couldn't   I couldn't hit it sideways   Just like   Baby, just like that   Baby, just like now   'cause just like sister ray