I was thinking of things that I hate to do   Sex with your parents   Things you do to me or I do to you, baby   Sex with your parents      Something fatter or uglier than rush rambo   Something more disgusting than robert dole   Something pink that climbs out of a hole   And there it was - sex with your parents      I was getting so sick of this right wing republican shit   These ugly old man scared of young tit and dick   So I try to think of something that made me sick   And there it was - sex with your parents      Now these old fucks can steal all they want   And they can go and pass laws saying you can't say what you want   And you can't look at this and you can't look at that   And you can't smoke this and you can't snort that   And me baby - I got statistics - I got stats   These people have been to bed with their parents      Now I know you're shocked but hang and have a brew   If you think about it for a minute you know that it's true   They're ashamed and repelled and they don't know what to do   They've had sex with their parents   When they looked into their lovers eyes they saw - mom   In the name of the family values we must ask whose family   In the name of the family values we must ask - senator      It's has been reported that you have had   Illegal congress with your mother, - sex with your parents   Ah, senator   An illegal congress by proxy is a   Pigeon by any other name, - sex with your parents      Senators you polish a turd   Here in the big city we got a word   For those who would bed their beloved big bird   And make a mockery of our freedoms   Ah, without even using a condom   Without even saying "no"   By God we have a name for people like that   It's - hey motherfucker