Ah, bang a gong or get it on   Ah, we don't need to take off our clothes to get it on   Pull your skirt up a little bit   Pull down your top and show me a little tit      I said, "Hey short girl, you're like a midget   You can turn a phone cord into a widget"   She said,"You son of a bitch, you little bitch   I ain't gonna show you my love without a hitch"      I said,"Hey, hold up sugar just one at a time   Show me yours baby, I'll show you mine"   She said, "Oh, you're so pathetic   Yeah, well, so you're so magnetic"      I said,"Hold up girl I know your game   Ah, you want a sugar daddy you can tame"   I said,"Sing, sing me a song   And bang me like the girls in Hong Kong"   I know, I know, I, I ain't correct   But politics are so much better when there's sex      I said,"Rollover, do me a trick   Do it with your shoes or it'd be a kick"   Ah, tell me the horse that you pick   Let me buy you a lollipop you want to lick      She said,"Does that shit work with other girls   If it does, why don't you find one of them to give you twirls   My love cost pearls"   Ah, does it baby, you don't say      She said,"Hold up, I know your game   Ah, you want a paper doll that you can tame"   I said, "Sing, sing me a song"   She said,"Well, touch me like the boys that did me wrong   You know it's okay, it's alright   If you want clean fun go fly a kite"