Ta da   Trying to make you disappear   Make ya pack your bags   Get the hell out of here   Ding-dong, the sound I'm waiting for   Your taxi's outside   And the driver's at the door      Vroom!   Won't you please disappear?   Make yourself invisible   But leave the car here   The pink slips in my name   So the Benz has gotta stay   Why you stuttering and trying to explain?      Had it up to here   I made the choice today   See one of us will be leaving   Right now I ain't gonna say   You say you didn't go out   I know that was a lie   The neighbors said they saw you   Last night driving by      What's up with this girl?   Some supermarket clerk   Is visiting our house   Each day when I'm at work   I just can't believe you had the nerve   There'll be no more      No more kisses   We won't make it up   I'm tired of your shit   I've had enough   If I had three wishes   You'd see me close my eyes   Real tight I'd concentrate   Like 1-2-3 and      Ta da   Trying to make you disappear   Make ya pack your bags   Get the hell out of here   Ding-dong, the sound I'm waiting for   Your taxi's outside   And the driver's at the door      Vroom!   Won't you please disappear?   Make yourself invisible   But leave the car here   The pink slips in my name   So the Benz has gotta stay   Why you stuttering and trying to explain?      See one of us has got to go   It's gon' be you 'cause it's my condo   The two of us can't be up in here   So one of us is gonna make it clear      There's no laying 'round, no free rides   No playing around, that's a rule of mine   But you were cheating 'round   Trying to ride for free   If it worked, I'd dream of genie   I'd blink your ass away from me      No more kisses   We won't make it up   I'm tired of your shit   I've had enough   If I had three wishes   You'd see me close my eyes   Real tight I'd concentrate   Like 1-2-3 and      Ta da   Trying to make you disappear   Make ya pack your bags   Get the hell out of here   Ding-dong, the sound I'm waiting for   The taxi's outside   And the driver's at the door      Vroom!   Won't you please disappear?   It's funny but that's what I wanna hear   The pink slips in my name   So the Benz has gotta stay   Why you stuttering and trying to explain?      Ta da   Trying to make you disappear   Make ya pack your bags   Get the hell out of here   The sound I'm waiting for   The taxi's outside   And the driver's at the door      Won't you please disappear?   Make yourself invisible   But leave the car here   The pink slips in my name   So the Benz has gotta stay   Why you stuttering and trying to explain?      Ta da   Trying to make you disappear   Make ya pack your bags   Get the hell out of here   Ding-dong, the sound I'm waiting for   The taxi's outside   And the driver's at the door      Vroom!   Won't you please disappear?   Make yourself invisible   But leave the car here   The pink slips in my name   So the Benz has gotta stay   Why you stuttering and trying to explain?   Ta da