Check   One, one, two      I came into this world as a reject   Look into these eyes   Then you'll see the size of the flames   (Size of the)   Pullin' on my past   (Past)   Burnin' on my brain   (Hot)   Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain   Hey, I think about the day   (Days)   My girlie ran away with my pay   When fellas came to play   (Play)   Now she's stuck with my homies that she fucked   (Oh)   And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat      (Hey)   Like a chump   (Hey)   Like a chump   (Hey)   Like a chump   (Hey)   Like a chump   (Hey)   Like a chump   (Hey)   Like a chump   (Hey)   Like a chump   (Hey)      Should I be feelin' bad?   (No)   Should I be feelin' good?   (No)   It's kinda sad, I'm the laughin' stock of the neighborhood   And you would think that I'd be movin' on   (Movin')   But I'm a sucker like I said   "Fucked up in the head"   (Not)   And maybe she just made a mistake   And I should give her a break   My heart'll ache either way   Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say?   I won't lie, that I can't deny      I did it all for the nookie   (C'mon)   The nookie   (C'mon)   So you can take that cookie   And stick it up your   (Yea)   Stick it up your   (Yea)   Stick it up your   (Yea)   Stick it up your      I did it all for the nookie   (C'mon)   The nookie   (C'mon)   So you can take that cookie   And stick it up your   (Yea)   Stick it up your   (Yea)   Stick it up your   (Yea)   Stick it up your      Why did it take so long?   Why, did I wait so long, huh?   To figure it out, but I did it   And I'm the only one   Underneath the sun who didn't get it   I can't believe that I could be deceived   (But you were)   By my so called girl   (But in reality)   Had a hidden agenda   She put my tender, heart in a blender   And still I surrendered      (Hey)   Like a chump   (Hey)   Like a chump   (Hey)   Like a chump   (Hey)   Like a chump   (Hey)   Like a chump   (Hey)   Like a chump   (Hey)   Like a chump      I did it all for the nookie   (C'mon)   The nookie   (C'mon)   So you can take that cookie   And stick it up your   (Yea)   Stick it up your   (Yea)   Stick it up your   (Yea)   Stick it up your      I did it all for the nookie   (C'mon)   The nookie   (C'mon)   So you can take that cookie   And stick it up your   (Yea)   Stick it up your   (Yea)   Stick it up your   (Yea)   Stick it up your      I'm only human   It's so easy for your friends   To give you their advice   They'll tell you   Just let it go   It's easier said than done   I appreciate it, I do, but   Just leave me alone   Leave me alone   Just leave me alone      And nothings gonna change   (Alone)   You can go away   (Alone)   I'm just gonna stay here   (Alone)   And always be the same   (Alone)      And nothings gonna change   (Alone)   'Cos you can go away   (Alone)   And I'm just gonna stay here   (Alone)   And always be the same      And nothings gonna change   (And always be the same)   You can go away   (And always be the same)   I'm just gonna stay here   (And always be the same)   And always be the same      I did it all for the nookie   (C'mon)   The nookie   (C'mon)   So you can take that cookie   And stick it up your   (Yea)   Stick it up your   (Yea)   Stick it up your   (Yea)   Stick it up your      I did it all for the nookie   (C'mon)   The nookie   (C'mon)   So you can take that cookie   And stick it up your   (Yea)   Stick it up your   (Yea)   Stick it up your   (Yea)   Stick it up your      {Wow, great   There it is   It's fuckin' amazin'   Here's how you do it   Watch this   Press the batcher   You gotta pay for a major   Haa haa haa   That's how you do it   Haa haa haa   Haa haa   Haa haa haa haa   Haa haa haa}