He said you've got the goods to make the big time   And then he puffed on his cigar   We'll make a killing, we'll get top billing   I'm gonna make you a star      First we'll improve a bit on Mother Nature   I got a doctor friend you'll see   Imagination plus augmentation   Voila, a brand new me      To get to the big time you need big time looks   A shady accountant who can cook the books   A couple of well-placed friends some dynamite eight by tens   Before you can reap those big time dividends      Before you know it, I was movin' up there   Dom Perignon and caviar   A late night "Yes Sir", leads to good press Sir   And takes a girl pretty far      So now my name's in lights about the title   Or it's not on the dotted line   On the back-lots now, I call the shots now   When there's a contract to sign      I'm up in a big time, so I make them wait   I'm up in a big time, so I'm always late   I tell them all let's do lunch then give them that one-two-punch   I'm part of the big-brass, first class big time bunch      Big, big time, big time game      I hit the right places, I cover my bases   I do what I have to, smile till it hurts, baby   Wear shorter skirts, baby, cry in a pinch, baby   But I won't dare give a single square inch, baby      Up here in a big time I've got big time friends   Who wanna make sure my big time never ends   My motto is, "I've got mine", I live on the bottom line   Up here in the A-Team, wet-dream big, big time      It's coming up roses and Barrymore noses   Worth all the sweat, dear, worth it, you bet   When you make that climb from the nickel and dime   To the simply sublime, big time