Behold the way our fine feathered friend   His virtue doth parade   Thou knowest not my dim-witted friend   The picture thou hast made      Thy vacant brow and thy tousled hair   Conceal thy good intent   Thou noble, upright, truthful, sincere   And slightly dopey gent      You're my funny Valentine   Sweet comic Valentine   You make me smile with my heart   Your looks are laughable   Unphotographable   Still you're my favorite work of art      Is your figure less than Greek   Is your mouth a little weak   When you open it to speak   Are you smart      Don't change a hair for me   Not if you care for me   Stay, little Valentine, stay   Each day is Valentine's day