Fred: check Slim Shady do the mic kid    Eminem: I dont do black music I dont do white music   I make fight music for high school kids I put lives    at risk when I drive like this from a slip disk from a Limp    Bizkit disk I just missed the gift list for Christmas gifts so I get    pissed and cant pick which wrist to slit little rich    kids in cribs dont attempt this shit so    step back while I prep up to pimp this bitch so I    says to the girl I'm like what up girl    shut up girl showed her a cut up squirel she    screamed bloody murder so loud everybody    heard her slapped me in the mouth and called    me a nutty murderer I moved up to two    blondes kissin' on a futon (yo baby) (what are    you on?) I looked at 'em both and I was    like look check this out toots I'm lookin for Cookie    Puss I need to speak to him    immediately they played my video on MTV last    week just when I was thinkin' I was    all that and then some here comes Fred Durst    Fred: yo Shady let me get someone who    knows what galaxy I came from one where    a bass drum hung from my high chair now   I'm a nightmare you stay right there I got the    fever for the flavor of a single see me and    Shady I think we got it locked down shocked    by the sound I got you crusin' with your    top down these two blondes I offered them    both a drink and this you would think could    get the party started but instead the girls    turned their heads opened up their mouth    smelled like somebody farted so it was time    for me to move on Shady said the living    room was a dance floor so turn me loose I was    cuttin' the rug with this chick bumped into   this dude who was a drunk and a prick ramblin'    on about how he was gonna kill me wow! I    spilled a drink on his shirt but no he insisted    we should go before I could drop him Shady    had to clock him the music stopped the    party stood in shock I looked around grabbed    the cutest girl and did the smurf.    Chorus: Turn me loose turn me loose turn me loose    this party's goin our way or no way at all why dont you.    Eminem: Turn me loose you better    tell them to come reshingle the roof 'cause   just keep givin' me free drinks 'til I puke    then Fred will ask me to lead sing in his group    I'm sittin at the bar and I'm not beini    approached 'cause Fred's over there stealin all of my    ho's (yo Fred save me some) I walked to   these siamese twins and asked to have a    threesome told them two heads are better    than one plus I respect how ya'll roll    together as one got a slap in the teeth and    a kick in the groin stood up like (wait    where are you goin?) well three strikes    and i'm out and I just struck out (edited)times   in a row (ow) I ain't cryin no more fuck it    I'm chillin did a shot of jeager fell asleep    on the ceiling.    Fred: who knows what galaxy I came from    one where a bass drum hung from my   high chair now im a nightmare you stay right    there I got the fever for the flavor of a    single see me and Shady I think we got it   locked down shocked by the sound I got    you crusin' with your top down these two    blondes I offered them both a drink and this   you would think could get the party started    but instead the girls turned their heads opened    up their mouth smelled like somebody farted    so it was time for me to move on Shady said    the living room was a dance floor so turn    me loose I was cuttin' the rug with this chick    bumped into this dude who was a drunk and a    prick ramblin on about how he was gonna    kill me wow! I spilled a drink on his shirt but no    he insisted we should go before I could    drop him Shady had to clock him the music    stopped the party stood in shock I looked    around grabbed the cutest girl and did the smurf.    Chorus: Turn me loose turn me loose turn me loose    this party's goin our way or no way at all why dont you.