Sucking like a crack hack   Feeling like an 8-track   Out of whack   All the times a clucking no   A suckit and a suckit   I don't want to live with that   And you don't want to take it back   And I don't want to be a rat   And you don't want a kitty cat   Reaching for the phone ring   Settle for the chump change   Settle down   Make it like a godsend   Feeling like a has-been   Remember when   All the times a clucking no   A suckit and a suckit   All the times a clucking no   A suckit and a suckit   I don't want to live with that   And you don't want to take it back   And I don't want to be a rat   And you don't want a kitty cat