I am a patient boy    I wait, I wait, I wait    My time is like water down a drain    Everybody's moving, everything is moving    Please don't leave me to remain       In the waiting room       I don't want the news    I'm not a part of it    I don't want the news    I have no use for it    Sitting outside of town    Everybody's always down    Because...    They can't get up       But I don't sit by idly    I'm planning a big surprise    I'm gonna fight for what I want to be    I won't make the same mistakes    Because I know how much time that wastes    Function is the key       In the waiting room