Standing at the edge of something   Where discussions are like concussions   Whisper in my ear cigarettes and beer   They don't call me cool for nothing      Too cool for school, nobody's fool   Screw all the rules my mind's abused   Not quite amused I'm just confused, yeah   Comes so easily      When everything you want is suspect   Attracted to the cool magnet   Only adding to the confusion   Dillusions are like illusions      I haven't got the heart to tell them all apart   I think I might need a transfusion      Too cool for that a cataract, a triple sec   Don't get upset we're to exact   Forget the facts, yeah   Comes so easily      When everything you want is suspect   Attracted to the cool magnet