All the Thai food and the must see TV, yeah   Keeps ya subdued and unable to breathe, yeah   Chase a carrot stick in your Volkswagon Bug, yeah   All the limp dicks and their verility drugs and the Chinese pugs, yeah      Hey, come on we're all defanged and declawed   We're creature comforted   Don't need anything, we all get what we want   And we want      Hey, come on we're all defanged and declawed   We're creature comforted   Don't need anything, no there's nothing at all   And you're tucked in tight, you sleep alright, and you won't bite   We're all defanged and declawed      It's the satellite, and your DVD, yeah   Keeps you inside, it keeps you off of the street, yeah   And the payments, payments keep you alive, yeah   Sulfonation, it gets you on anytime, America online, yeah      Hey, come on we're all defanged and declawed   We're creature comforted   Don't need anything, we all get what we want   And we want      Hey, come on we're all defanged and declawed   We're creature comforted   Don't need anything, no there's nothing at all   Like dominoes in neat little rows you are what you owe, yeah      Yeah, hey, come on we're all defanged and declawed   We're creature comforted   Don't need anything, we all get what we want   And we want      Hey, come on we're all defanged and declawed   We're creature comforted   Don't need anything, no there's nothing at all   And it keeps you down in surround sound until you drown   We're all defanged and declawed, declawed, declawed   We're all defanged and declawed, declawed, declawed