Take door no. 1 with a suicide   You're going straight to hell by the devil's side, oh-no, oh-no   Take door no. 2 with a prison view   They never knew what hit 'em but we knew it was you, oh-no, oh-no   Praying for what lies in store beyond the curtain, behind the curtain   When the die is cast you can't ignore the truth   You gotta deal with the devil   Deal with the devil   You gotta deal with the devil   You gotta deal with me   Take door no. 3 with a fantasy   You said she was your lover, but she never agreed, oh-no, oh-no   Take door no. 4   You're a greedy whore, they pray in your temple while you worship the floor, oh-no, oh-no   Praying for what lies in store   Beyond the curtain, behind the door   When the lies unmasked you must endure the truth   Go to heaven, go to hell, sit back, enjoy the rapture   Go to heaven, go to hell, control to me, body and soul   Your pride is just, covet thy trust   Give into lust, anger you'll bust   Gluttony's a meal, envy you steal   sloth as you will, let's make a deal   Yeah, you know I'm on the level   No more working with that shovel   When you're livin' in the ghetto   When you're shootin' high to get low