March, march, march, march   Boomdizzle, baby      Way back in 1776   Who would have thought we would have had these chicks   Sum kinda slim and some extra thick   They make me feel so patriotic      Man, American girls are something to see   I bet Thomas Jefferson would love B E T   This is a celebration all across the land   Light the fireworks, bring out the marching band      Uncle L, I love the heart land   South Carolina, they lookin' so tan   Out in Kansas, they so outlandish   Up in Nebraska, I know whatcha after      Bubble baths and Budweiser, joy and laughter   A good ol' boy that's not tryin' to gas ya   American girl, no doubt who the best are   I get harder, faster than a car in Nascar      Make more reveal, I wanna ride again   The red coats are comin', fuck it, let 'em in   The king of England woulda left us alone   If he saw Jessica Simpson eat an ice cream cone      Teeny bikinis, red, white and blue   American girl, I salute you   From Massachusetts to Albuquerque   Back to the Mid West, as sweet as the dessert be      I see you out there dancing   Looks like you need romancing   You're my American girl, American girl      You know I wanna hold you   Here's something you can roll to   You're my American girl, American girl      March ladies   (Left, left, left, right, left)   March ladies   (Right, right, right, left, right)      March ladies   (Left, left, left, right, left)   March ladies   (Right, right, right, left, right)   March ladies      I'm so glad that French helped us out   Now you're free to walk around and let your cleavage bounce   The Founding Fathers would've been hot and bothered   Watching boomdizzle, you know what I'm talking about      From Philadelphia to Illinois, St. Louis, Alabama   Country Gramma   Queens, New York, Detroit to Montana   Today's your day girl, let's raise the banner      Benjamin Franklin, I so wanna thank him   Take a look at these girls, they the best in the world   Blonds and brunettes, redheads with curls   March with me girl and let your baton twirl      Champagne corks were bursting in the air   Gave prove through the night, my girls were still there   I'm a drum major, leading you to the flavor   Go ahead and shake whatcha mama gave ya      Oh, oh, say can you see   By the dawns early light   Party with me every night   Let down your hands, alright      Whatever you do, don't lose this all fast   I'ma have to fly my flag at half mass   You go girl, you make me wanna holler   Take George off and put your boobs on the dollar      I see you out there dancing   Looks like you need romancing   You're my American girl, American girl      You know I wanna hold you   Here's something you can roll to   You're my American girl, American girl      March ladies   (Left, left, left, right, left)   March ladies   (Right, right, right, left, right)      March ladies   (Left, left, left right, left)   March ladies   (Right, right, right, left, right)   March ladies      I'm the master of the ceremony, go ahead, yell   Put your hand in the air, bring the liberty bell   I give you the John Hancock if you don't tell   Let's have the Boston Tea party, what the hell      Celebrate the day Crispus Attucks fell   So we could use our parts and rock to LL   36 double D's never troubled me   Thank god that Columbus made that discovery      The queen of Spain, spends some change   Now Paris Hilton is pushing the range   Stars ride by while the chauffeur's drive   But all you girls with 9 to 5's dance with pride      This is the USA, great to be alive   Great watch the videos with them big ol' thighs   Brown and blue-green and hazel eyes   All directed straight towards the prize      Any shape or size, all different types survive   Around the way girls, ready to ride   Farmers daughter on the John Deer with pride   Conservative blue bloods, intelligent minds      With them girls next door, they put me under a spell   I'm on top of the world, I'ma screaming to tell   I love the USA girls   Almost as much as The Giants beat Green Bay, girl      I see you out there dancing   Looks like you need romancing   You're my American girl, American girl      You know I wanna hold you   Here's something you can roll to   You're my American girl, American girl      March ladies   (Left, left, left, right, left)   March ladies   (Right, right, right, left, right)      March ladies   (Left, left, left right, left)   March ladies   (Right, right, right, left, right)   March ladies