Hey, hey, hey, look at me now   I'm unrecognizable   My trademark frown has grown   Into the strangest easy smile   Oh, my, my, where did I go wrong?   Ask all my drunken friends      Who's gonna carry us home?   Who's gonna drink till the mornin'?   Who's gonna carry us home?   Love ruined everything      As the ladies line their eyes   And the gents make their excuses   And the talk is goin' cheap   I'll be smilin' in my sleep      Hey, hey, hey   Look at her now   She's the life of the party   Oh, my, my   Where did she go wrong?   Ask all my drunken friends      Who's gonna carry us home?   Who's gonna drink till the mornin'?   Who's gonna carry us home?   Love ruined every      As the ladies line their eyes   And the gents make their excuses   And the talk is goin' cheap   I'll be smilin' in my sleep      Smilin' in my sleep   Smilin' in my sleep      As the ladies line their eyes   And the gents make their excuses   And the talk is goin' cheap   I'll be smilin' in my sleep      As the ladies line their eyes   And the gents make their excuses   And the talk is goin' cheap   I'll be smilin' in my sleep