Moonlight shines on you and me   Got the sailors back from the sea   You try sleeping but all that you hear is   The steady slowing down of my heart   It's not that you get lazy   It's not about getting old   It's not that you get up in the morning   Wishing you never woke   The car I drive is built to last   It does not go particularly fast   I'm in no great hurry is that caused of the effect of   The steady slowing down of my heart   It's not that I got lazy   It's not about getting old   Cause there's no miracle cure for getting used to someone   And now jimmy spends a fortune because he's down to twice a week   His shrink says a crisis in midlife is only natural well, well, well,   Julie got a facelift you know she's only 33   Jesus, may I give thanks to brigitte bardot   You try sleeping now that all that you hear   Is the steady slowing down of my heart   It's not that I got lazy   It's not that I got old   It's just there's no miracle cure you know   To getting used to someone   The moonlight shines on you and me   Brings the sailors back from the sea   As I lie sleeping down my side   All that you hear is   The steady slowing down of my heart   It's not that you get lazy   It's not about getting old   It's not that you get up in the morning and wish you never woke   But then julie was aroused by jimmy's lack of self esteem   The shrink says when a man takes a mistress it's often helpful   Well, well, well jimmy asked for heaven she was happy to ablige   His shrink said guess this was a bad year to quit smoking