He man, I've seen ya, think ya rockin' it on the floor   You look like a moron! Who let you in the door?   To put the question bluntly, maybe your feet's deformed   They should slap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on   You can't dance!      Why don't you just nail your feet to the floor?   Homeboy, what's the use?   Anytime you wanna step aside a party, first think of an excuse   You dance like a fat old lady not sayin' that fat old ladies ain't nice   But every time you try to get one move right   The old lady then did it twice   You can't dance!      You've been a dancing disco disaster, the worst I ever saw   They should dropkick you on the neck and drag you off the floor   In every discotheque, I see you there in the middle of the crowd   Looking like you got eight or nine left feet dragging all around   You can't dance!      Take my advice, don't move! You'll never get the knack   If I danced like you I'd sneak out the party and wouldn't be coming back   On the floor you're a dinosaur, yeah boy, that's how you move   You look like Ralph Cram den or a Donald Duck cartoon   You can't dance!      You wanna come to my party? I wouldn't give you a chance   You tried to take break dance lessons, ended up in an ambulance   Wouldn't it be funny if they put you on solid gold?   You dance like you got arthritis already   What'll happen when you get old?   You can't dance!      Why are you so stiff? Is it something that your mother did?   Maybe you grew up around "Can't dance" people   When you were a "Can't dance" kid   You live in a "Can't dance" house, went out in a "Can't dance" car   your doofy "Can't dance" father, got drunk in a "Can't dance" bar   You take a "Can't dance" bath, put on your "Can't dance" cologne   Go out to a "Can't dance" party   So you wouldn't have to "Can't dance" all alone   You can't dance!      You can't dance!   You can't dance!   You can't dance!   You can't dance!      Homeboy, will you please get off the floor, you moron?   You can't dance!   Tell him now this time   You can't dance!   You can't dance!   You can't dance!